Mr. Perfect: Myth or Reality?

What does perfection imply? Some exclusively unique qualities of something (or even somebody) which contribute to this special something (or even somebody) being characterized as perfect. Even though everybody realizes the universal notion of perfection, everyone of us still adds his or her own preciously thought-out characteristics to the notion of perfect something. To put it simpler, perfections differ when viewed in detail. Everyone of us has his and her own individual attitude to, say, the idea of perfect life, or the image of a perfect country, or the idea of a perfect match...
Our close-to-perfect website will let you in on a secret of Your Perfect Man Phenomenon, will tell you what areas this rare species of mammals inhabit, i.e. where they can be haunted, chased down and successfully caught alive. We'll also tell you what to feed these best-for-you male mammals with for you to make your capricious prey stay with you forever. A lot of other issues regarding your Mr. Perfect will be discussed in the sections of our website, get ready to meet your one and only man for with our help you will meet him in the blink of an eye (and maybe in a few extra seductive waves of hands and blows of kisses...).
Let's start with the crucial question which thunderstorms in the heads of all women worldwide: Does Mr. Perfect Exist?
The answer is no, he doesn't, dear ladies. We are neither a bunch of pessimistic chicks who enjoy laughing at your most precious dreams nor totally desperate femmes whose numerous disappointments will never let them give any positive answer to any 'male' question. We are just being perfectly realistic which always implies bitter honesty as opposed to its sweet but highly untrustworthy antipode – the latter being not our prerogative.
It's not that we're so cruel and decided to ruin at once all your hopes to meet the notorious perfect lover and a friend. It's just that we are being wise enough to let your innocently hopeful selves know that you have to put considerable effort and work hard before your Mr. Right is finally there by your sexy side.
Inhale deeply and breathe out your huge relief in the fresh cool air now that you know that there is such human creature as Mr. Right. Unlike Mr. Perfect, Mr. Right isn't perfect, - iron logic, don't you agree? He's just a man who fits you as perfectly as possible – if you put up with a few imperfections of his that is.
This hardly-ever-perfect state of things may not satisfy your perfectionistic state of mind, my dear fellow femmes – why look for something and work hard on someone (!!!) in order it to 'please' you with its invariably imperfect sides? Oh well because we – female aka the stronger sex in our modern society – have to think of such vital issues as continuation of family, or simpler less global things like whom to date.
Plus, shitty statistics states that we aren't 100% perfect either – gotta admit it at least to ourselves (doesn't mean we'll reveal this sacred secret to anyone else on our planet though). It means that his Special Majesty will have to put up with certain imperfect purely female tricks of ours as well, which at first sight is very fair. Damn, first sight is always so deceitful, maybe we should erase and rewind our lock-stock-and-barrel negation of Mr. Perfect Phenomenon... Maybe we should, but only to soften your great from-seventh-heaven bottomfall!
